Sexual Preference: whoever's paying
Teeth: perfect and framed by Botox-enhanced lips
Motto: "Let me ask"
Percentage in Hermes Captivity: 15-20%
Likelihood of Birkin Purchase: what's a Birkin?
Previous Job: kegger
The Lowdown: this employee, although willing, is anything but ready-and-able. Apparently hired yesterday and has yet to go through any sort of formal training. Quick to get help from either the Incurable Romantic, Farmer, Nazi or Grandmother...just hope that it's not the Farmer you end up with!
Approach: immediately ask if the Grandmother is working today