Sexual Preference: not these days
Hair: frosted, gray or white, roller-set
Motto: "Aren't you adorable?"
Percentage in Hermes Captivity: 15-20% (wish they would breed more)
Likelihood of Birkin Purchase: very high
Previous Job: nurturer, cookie maker, boo-boo kisser
The Lowdown: this woman does not need the job. Her husband recently passed away so she likes getting out of the house and being paid to play with pretty things all day. Secretly hates the Farmer, although would never verbalize this feeling even when talking to herself. After several years still has yet to realize the Incurable Romantic is gay and keeps trying to set him up with her granddaughter and/or niece
Approach: approach without fear. Think of this woman as your grandmother for one hour. Really, it's that good!