Hermes Store Employee Roster - Part 4 of 6

The Nazi

• Gender: either

• Sexual Preference: overridden by career ambitions

• Age: 25-60

• Hair: severe

• Teeth: gnashed

• Motto: "Refer to Employee Handbook "

• Percentage in Hermès Captivity: 30-45%

• Likelihood of Birkin Purchase: extremely high if you stick with "the formula"

• Previous Job: mall security guard/hall monitor

• The Lowdown: determined to be store manager. Cutthroat and totally by the book. Detests the Farmer but secretly long to have her position. Bulldozes over the Grandmother, ignores the Incurable Romantic. Career-driven pathological liar. Recognizable by the glint of desperation in his/her eyes

• Approach: tread cautiously...this is the employee that perpetuated the need for "the formula." Dollars count! Since they don't know diddly squat about Hermès history or merchandise from previous collections (remember they only care about $$$), use your knowledge to impress/disarm them and go for the croc Birkin. All bets are off - keep your cool, and they will crumble like the Germans at the Nuremberg trials.